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Growth at the Expense of Freedom and Nature

That’s what we are spending $500 billion a year on when we subsidize oil and gas while only $100 billion tax dollars are spent on renewable energy… It makes economic

Sooooooo…. The Stock Market is The Only Game in Town?

Why not look at agriculture? What about buying a small business, including the land or buy a store location so you can stop paying rent. There are simply FAR too

Need a Coach?

Yes the “Big Boys” are reading hedgephone and shorting these crappy stocks like YELP, CRM, LNKD, etc.. which are down WAY MORE than the overall fraud market (stock market). The

This is Going to Get Ugly…

All the kings horses and all the king’s men… I wish I had a short bias dedicated hedge fund right now! Alas, I am in the woods managing timber property…

Picking Tops… Numerology and Markets

So, I think the global elite are going to sell sell sell soon. Whether the stock market is the asset they divest from or the dollar is what they are

Growth at the Expense of Freedom and Nature

That’s what we are spending $500 billion a year on when we subsidize oil and gas while only $100 billion tax dollars are spent on renewable energy… It makes economic sense as well as environmental sense to switch away from fossil and big business based energy.

What do I see on the horizon? Woodmobiles! Back in WW2 most of our farm machinery in the US actually ran on wood. I hear you can get 2 pounds of wood per mile in efficiency. That’s pretty good considering that a cord of wood here is going for $300 (hardwood) and weighs 3,000 pounds! Basically, you can drive across country in a full size pickup for around a cord of wood… For me, that’s intriguing.

Till next time…

Sooooooo…. The Stock Market is The Only Game in Town?

Why not look at agriculture? What about buying a small business, including the land or buy a store location so you can stop paying rent. There are simply FAR too many better alternatives right now to investing in a highly speculative stock market. Why is the stock market speculative you ask?

The stock market is a gamble here because many of the most widely used valuation metrics suggest that now is a great time to move to cash (I prefer gold and cash) and head to Tahiti for a while. The Tobin’s Q ratio, price to peak earnings (10 years average earnings), and other factors such GDP to total capitalization (the Buffett metric) all suggest this is a terrible period to be a stock picker, broker, analyst, advisor, etc…

That’s why I’m into forestry. Well, that and thinking about old no limit hold em hands, raising my sheep dog, and working on old beaters (I’m not a Wrench, but I know enough to get into trouble) but that’s besides the point.

I think the next few sessions will be crucial, but the April 15th prediction still holds — the $1800 level is pretty key as is the $1830 support. I might even post a chart for you guys as I’m thinking about the great “generational” short set ups thanks to the perma-bubble and the pumpsters.

Need a Coach?

Yes the “Big Boys” are reading hedgephone and shorting these crappy stocks like YELP, CRM, LNKD, etc.. which are down WAY MORE than the overall fraud market (stock market). The shizz is rigged but not for much longer… the perma bubble is showing cracks!

Why not hire me on to help you execute your trades?

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Imitation is the biggest form of flattery, but why not work with someone who “gets it”?

This is Going to Get Ugly…

All the kings horses and all the king’s men… I wish I had a short bias dedicated hedge fund right now! Alas, I am in the woods managing timber property…

The tape is getting toppy toppy toppy and its the time of year for a crash. Flash crash anniversary, indeed.

Batten down the hatches folks.

Picking Tops… Numerology and Markets

So, I think the global elite are going to sell sell sell soon. Whether the stock market is the asset they divest from or the dollar is what they are getting rid of is the question.

Could we have a further expansion of the perma-bubble? Of course we could. However, the likely direction will be decided by market makers with much more money than you or I have.

So, in thinking about tops and bottoms, it is interesting to note the 666 bottom for the market in 2008 — certainly a significant number!

I think 1913 would be a good “top” for the current perma-bubble — the year the FED was created (its a private business owned by rich bankers IMO and not a government body) to make you speculate on shares of YELP, but I digress.

TOP SHORT PLAYS: wait until the tape changes first!

YELP

CRM

IWM

QQQ

LNKD

TSLA

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You have to be nuts to just short these. Consider instead writing call spreads, buying put spreads, or shorting against a longer dated call option for protection.

Personally, I think the Lunar eclipse on around April 15 or so will be the last gasp of the current FED engendered bull(steer manure) market.

Yellin’s a-Yellin, Topping Pattern, and the Return of the Gap N’ Crap

So this choppy one day reversal stuff reminds me of many past market tops. Time to buy puts and sell calls no doubt unless Yelling can reverse course and talk down the dollar, which is an equally shitty option for the central bank’s reputation. YELLIN came out firing in her recent press conference stating she planned on raising interest rates soon, which took the markets by complete surprise. After all, the only way you could still be “scared into” the stock market party at these bubble prices is the threat of a falling dollar or coming inflation. Americans view stocks as safe investments, and the rebound since 2009 has really served to reinforce that bias.

All in all, today’s “Gap N Crap” where stocks open 1% up and then close lower, reminds me of 2011. I expect some summer blues but over the veeeeeeeeeeery long term the direction for large cap mega-corporations is always up.

Just watch out for shady management teams, large CEO comp schemes, moral hazard, agency conflict, and middle management greed. As public company investors, you have to stop being gullible or lose all of your money. Personally, I view the bull case as a sucker’s play, but I have been too bearish since around $1450 so what do I know, I’m just some shaggy bearded blogger from the hillside.

Jim Cramer: Mouthpiece 4 Global Elite or Demi-God?

The Running Man - Richard Dawson

So the guy has been right all along about the cloud. That said, it seems more and more like the whole “cloud” revolution is mainly an NSA agenda item, government spying tool, military intelligence gathering system, etc…

So Cramer is saying to “Embrace the holy trinity of Social, Cloud, and Mobile.”

I say Blasphemy! This guy is an evil genius, but I digress — up to now he has been pretty spot on (OK in bull markets and on stocks he isn’t pump n dumping) regarding themes, market direction, and stock picking. Is he a civilian or an agent for the global agenda?

YOU BE THE JUDGE!

Turning Japanese, Gold is Good, and Why Only Degenerate Gamblers are Buying Here

Margin debt is at levels only seen in the Great Depression and we have repealed all of the laws set in place to prevent another Depression — namely, crooked board of director members and corporate officers are looting public small caps blind while large cap companies are taking over the Federal government… All the while, local governments are infringing on citizen’s rights while the banksters loot the sheeple without repentance.

Hedgephone knows it is simply pointing out the obvious. However, the fact that in the 1920′s we didn’t have internet porn means that today the watchdog is even sleepier and as they say “when the cat’s away the mice will play.”

So basically, you have to be a gambler to buy much of anything besides storable food, guns, and gold here but I digress. Humans need food, shelter, transport, and clothing. Investing in these items will always be a decent trade. Real estate is sketchy now though because socialist forces want to tax it to death as an asset class or redistribute it to themselves. Pretty nuts, I know considering America was founded as a capitalist republic where people had the right to chase the American dream. That said, the environmentalist, the fascist, the monopolist, and the autocrat all want to crush that dream to death. And this is coming from an environmentalist!

That’s why gold is a good long term “Buy and Bury” trade right now…

Crimea, 1984, a Bunch of Ponzi Scams, and YOU

So, I was pretty much agast when I first heard of the whole “Crimea” nonsense — is this a cold war false flag to keep defense spending and the NWO agenda afloat? Is Janet Yellin really a man? Do all Russians enjoy 2 Pac and Ginsburg depite the latter’s sexuality and the former’s skin tone? And most importantly, wasn’t Crimea mentioned in the book, 1984 by George Orwell?

The answer to all of these questions, of course, is YES YES YES!

Glad to be back Hedgephoners — We have created a rare mix of disillusioned aging hippies, gun loving libertarians, nihilistic millenials, and straight cray cray anti-government types here at hedge phone. While we can’t pander to all of these groups (and the term “Pander” is kinda shady IMO) we do try to keep shit real.

As I am closing up my small hedge fund thanks to a bunch of corporate cheese dicks in Texas committing securities fraud on me (not too bad but it was near-career ending there for a minute) I will have plenty of time to go off on all of the BULLSHIT that went down with my business and with America in general.

And this one goes out to my Moms who is both my only investor and best pal… She’s blowing up hard on Facebook BTW at “Boomer’s Against Elder Abuse” Check her out as she tries to stop fraud against our old people…

We have to simply tie down the fraudsters and kick the living shit out them! That’s the only way the books won’t be cooked forever into the future… I leave you with some motivational clips….

I’m Back in Action…

Apologize for the destraction and lack of rebellious reaction!

Here is a poem by Ms. Angelou that describes my mood today…

Still I Rise

You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may tread me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I’ll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
‘Cause I walk like I’ve got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.

Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I’ll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.

Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don’t you take it awful hard
‘Cause I laugh like I’ve got gold mines
Diggin’ in my own back yard.

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I’ll rise.

Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I’ve got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?
STILL I RISE

Out of the huts of history’s shame
I rise
Up from a past that’s rooted in pain
I rise
I’m a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that’s wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise.

Maya Angelou