Archive for April 27, 2012

Why Scamazon is Now a Short

I haven’t covered old scamazon for some time now, but given the BS pump to the 226 level I think it’s time to bet against this high flying fraud. Amazon is a real company with manufactured and massaged numbers. I view the stock as a $50 name tops… The street just loves this type of manipulation because it keeps their other scams afloat. What a scam.

In any event, consider selling a bear call spread (selling a $230 call and buying a $260 call or just go short with a stop loss at $230 and re-evaluate if you get stopped out…

As Usual, Expect Gaps To Be Filled

In this case it is the huge gap up post Apple/nanke that shot the stock market from off of the ropes and back into near all time high territory. While I am net long because a snickers bar went for a nickel 50 years ago, I also recognize that gaps get filled and that the market has come pretty far pretty fast. In other words, I am not going to invest blindly all of my energy into being long equities here as I think it’s almost a sucker’s bet… You basically have an overvalued market with decent growth prospects which makes it like having a gut shot straight draw and a flush draw but you’re only getting 1.2 to 1 on your money.

While technically, you normally make the all in call in this situation because of pot odds, with the stock market there is always momentum and seasonality to think about. In poker, you just hope you aren’t being cheated by the room or other players.

Basically, the stock market is back up to where it was in 2007 and this means that investors will either want to pull their money out and buy things like real estate, jewelry, fine art, etc… or they will stay long stocks. IF the ultra rich remains long and we end up making new all time highs in the S&P and Dow, I wouldn’t even consider shorting the index funds or even individual stocks. To me, the short side is the hugely expensive web 2.0 stocks — I only want to be short these if the overall market is going down. If it is flat or going up, I want to be on the sidelines (as I am now) and not invested in much of anything. That being said, I do think timberland, commercial real estate, rental property, raw land, etc… make a ton of sense right now because the market for these investments is down considerably still from their all time highs. In some cases, real estate values are stil 70% below their highs in 2006. What this means to value investors is that stocks aren’t the only asset class that matters. In fact, I would argue that investing outside of the stock market could yield much better returns than investing in stocks. Even Buffett seems to think real estate is down enough to start making some sense. True, demographic trends in the U.S. aren’t as favorable to real estate values as they used to be, however the population should still continue to rise in aggregate over time which means that supply and demand will eventually put a (much needed) tailwind behind the housing market.

In conclusion, the gap higher will eventually be filled. That’s why they say “gaps get filled” because they almost always get filled over time. So, for my money, I am not very interested in equities when compared to owning a private business or a group of them. There aren’t too many companies one would want to buy at 16X earnings when one can find private companies for sale at half of that multiple.

Everyone’s Bullish

My neignbor, his mom

my trainer

he’s long and my friend

at the cafe

has 100% winning stock picks to give you

and the latest app of the day

I search for gold along the appian way

lost in fields bronze and long are the days

when fortune is blind and replacing your time

the clock on the tower ticking away all of your power

But not if your long because Bernanke has come

to save the weak via a trickle down from the strong

the internet craze has reached its critical phase

the creshendo maze of the internet age

That critical mass more faithfully believed in than Catholic Mass

when speech is mostly still free

and those wannabee’s can still dream and hit the top with their scheme

without an actual business to speak of…

A gambling addiction

a red and green haze

the tape is your stopwatch

the Fed is your friend

the longer you hold

the more money from Ben

But if there is a major scam brewing

best to hedge now before it’s too late

to avoid the screwing

that happens when all shams end

before the bald spot and the melinoma

they have to drive Rolls Royce or face that

nightmarish coma

that is summer living on 20K in a $500 per month apartment in Arizona

When I look back those were my best days regardless

which is why the ponzi fraudsters shouldn’t be so heartless

So watch the 50 day and watch Uncle Ben

Because if this Humpty Dumpty bubble

falls down this time

There may not be enough snake oil found

to put these scams back together again